I saw this joke on Samuel Lim's blog.
Enjoy. :D

PCK, phua chu kang la!, is explaining sex to chu beng's son,
Aloysius...

Aloy: Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK: Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger. Enjoyable not?

Aloy: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK: Of course woman lah! When you dig dig your nose, your nose shiok or your finger shiok?

Aloy: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK: Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load(road), den somone come over and dig your nose, you like it meh? Eh?? Don't pray pray la.

Aloy: Then why is it a woman having menses cannot have sex?
PCK: OI! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh? Siow ah! Use your blain man!

Aloy: Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms?
PCK: Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Nobody dig nose with glove one la. Corlight (correct) or not?

Aloy: Then why making love must carried out in private?
PCK: Ah boyyyyyyyy, use your blain, use your blain... you go and dig your nose in flont of the public ah? Stupid lah!!!

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